Benis

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hello! i assume a handful of you guys follow me back because of fandom content

while i do post some of my interests here (usually fandoms i am less interested in), my main interests are on side blogs (@sunset-block, @sunset-crab, @hive-vessel, @ozposting, and @saccharine-curious-4 )

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discoursethot

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

discoursethot

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

wellarentyoujustarayofpitchblack

pnwnativeplants

I said this offhandedly on facebook and some boomer made this incredible meme for me

headspace-hotel

Tell them we love it

softiestyx

gingersnapwolves

Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

pomodoko

mralbertinho

While we're all talking about both the WGA/SAG strikes and Barbenheimer, I hope everyone realises that the entire reason this exists is because Christopher Nolan stood up to Warner Bros against pushing their entire cinematic slate onto streaming in 2021, by taking his next film to another studio.

Then, as an act of petty revenge, they decided to deliberately move their single biggest movie of 2023 (and arguably WB's biggest non-Batman/Harry Potter movie in DECADES) directly onto his release date.

So no, the Barbie Marketing isn't "so good it helped another movie". The Barbie Marketing Machine was specifically designed to get back at someone who dared to stand up against WB executives.

It was a calculated move of malice by soulless corporate fuckeroonies.

cinnamon-fish

egberts

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

angelhive

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

froganalogue

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angelhive

Whats not clicking

lyss-butterscotch

Anonymous asked:

I think spearmaster instead of shedding they just leave behind spears all over suns can, like suns walk into spearmasters den and there's just like 300 needles laying around and 50 more pinned into the wall

lyss-butterscotch answered:

Imagine this is one of those shelters within the can that spearmaster just claimed as their den. Even though there isn’t 300 spears laying around in the den, there’s definitely 300 in suns chamber 👍

alasdair-pl

chase-prairie

conservation and colonialism go hand and hand,
what old assumptions are we continuing because that's How the Science Is Done?

walnutsupreme

faceraider

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form